The Food Police
Caution! Following is a classic No Monkeyshine Rant:
Can someone please tell me why it is anyone's business if I eat this? How have we gotten to a point that anyone other than my wife should give a damn about my diet? I have something to say to the food police: F*** Off!
I have an idea. How about we round up all the fat smokers and put them in re-education camps? And, if someone has a child that is more than 20 lbs. overweight, child protective services can be called in. And if you have a child in your car and someone sees you smoking, you go to jail. If they find an empty McDonald's bag during the search, the penalty is doubled.
If there is a reason for you people to be concerned about my diet (group insurance rates, health care costs), then reform the system so you don't have to pay for me. Then you can sleep better at night, and I can enjoy killing myself. (There's another idea! If you die of a heart attack, and an investigation shows you didn't eat healthy, it is considered a suicide.)
Can someone please tell me why it is anyone's business if I eat this? How have we gotten to a point that anyone other than my wife should give a damn about my diet? I have something to say to the food police: F*** Off!
I have an idea. How about we round up all the fat smokers and put them in re-education camps? And, if someone has a child that is more than 20 lbs. overweight, child protective services can be called in. And if you have a child in your car and someone sees you smoking, you go to jail. If they find an empty McDonald's bag during the search, the penalty is doubled.
If there is a reason for you people to be concerned about my diet (group insurance rates, health care costs), then reform the system so you don't have to pay for me. Then you can sleep better at night, and I can enjoy killing myself. (There's another idea! If you die of a heart attack, and an investigation shows you didn't eat healthy, it is considered a suicide.)
posted by The Man at 7:58 AM
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